23 Questions With...Jennie Oemig
 In your words explain a little about yourself, who are you? Having grown up in Wisconsin, I am a Cheesehead at heart. Displaced to Podunk Pinedale to begin my career in journalism, I have found that things could be worse – I could live in Texas. Lets begin the 20 Questions with… 1, Do you have any regrets? Before I moved to Pinedale, I was proud of myself, for I had no regrets. Having lived here for only six months, I have somehow amassed a laundry list of them. I think it could be said that this place is the Sin City of Wyoming. 2 , What is your first memory? My very first memory is of riding an elephant bareback at the circus back in my hometown. What can I say? I like it rough. 3, What is the stupidest thing you will ever admit to doing? Changing clothes while driving to my boyfriend's house after work – everything from my bra to my jeans and underwear – would definitely rank pretty high up there. Let me tell you, I don't know how I would have explained myself had I gotten pulled over. And getting caught and paying the disorderly conduct fine for putting lit cat shit on someone's doorstep was definitely not one of my proudest moments either. 4, What is your favorite guilty pleasure? Sex, of course. 5, What would your porn star name be? Well, my stripper name is Starr Leatherwhip, so I think that would suffice for my porn star name as well. 6, What is the hardest drug you have ever done? I vaguely remember mixing Vicodin with alcohol (I have no idea why doctors try to dissuade you from doing so). 7, Are there any nude pictures of you in this world? I hope there aren't any nude pictures floating around, though there is a very nice picture of my boobs that got picture messaged to several individuals. Who knows how many people have seen the twins by now. 8, Do you prefer lights on or off during sex? My preference would have to be with the lights out, though I've found that having the TV on provides just the right amount of light to set the mood – and to cover up any of the moaning (usually his). 9, What is the wildest thing that you have ever done? Well, there was the one time this guy and I were having sex in the middle of the woods near New Fork Lakes and were almost caught by some hikers (I could practically smell the indecent exposure fine). Or there was the time I had sex while the guy's uncle was sleeping in the bed right next to ours (though I think he would have preferred it if we would have asked him to join in). And my threesome experience was pretty wild as well. It's funny how I've never realized that all of my "wildest" moments involve sex. 10, What do you wear in bed? It generally depends on who I'm sleeping with. 11, How many items of jewelry do you wear on a daily basis? I usually just wear a necklace and bracelet (which I never take off), though I have been known to wear rings every once in a while. 12, Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Technically, it wasn't skinny-dipping since there were about six of us naked in a hot tub. It was more of an orgy of sorts – lots of groping and whatnot. 13, When you close your eyes and relax, where do you go? To sleep usually, which I have found is highly unacceptable in any work environment. 14, You can tell a lot about a person by the titles of books on their bookshelves. What books do you have on your shelves? I have a lot of American literature on my shelves. I'm a big fan of George Orwell's 1984 and Animal Farm and I absolutely love J.D. Salinger. The Catcher in the Rye is my all-time favorite. 15, What music has changed your life? Or what do you listen to? Music is the inspiration for my life. I never go anywhere without my iPod and I insist on listening to my iTunes at work. And I listen to everything from rap and metal to country and oldies. 16, If you could be in any profession, other than the one that you are in, what would it be? I have always been told that I had a knack for drawing, so I would love to get back to my artistic roots and make something of myself as an artist. 17, Tell me something about yourself that most do not know? I took a vow of celibacy between 2005 and 2007. That was shot to shit as soon as I hit the Pinedale town limits. 18, How old were you when you lost your virginity? Sadly, I was 19, but believe me, if you saw the guys I had to choose from before I got to college, you'd understand why. Woof! 19, What have you not done that you must do before you die? I have always wanted to go to Boston to visit Cheers and sit on Norm's barstool. 20, The ancient Greeks believed that it was not what you accomplished in life, it was how you lived your life. When you die, how would you like to be remembered? I would really like to be remembered as a genuine, caring individual, though I have reason to believe that my sexual escapades may prove to be a hindrance to that quest. |