In your words explain a little about yourself, who are you?
OK. Here we go. About myself, I'm a flamboyant person, moody at times, always up for a good laugh, and trying always to keep a spring in my step. I never put my back to a door, and try to be as optimistic as possible. I'm always up for a good joke!

Lets begin the 20 Questions with

1, Do you have any regrets?
We have all said or done something in our lifetime we regret, but how about something that we have no control over? Like trying to cut a really load fart in public and finding out that it was really Yellowstone falls in your pants. I regret that. Or telling a joke about someone and finding they were standing right behind you. I regret that. Never stick your tongue to a cold piece of metal in the middle of winter. YEA, I tried that too. If life had a reverse knob it would be used more than any forward gear!                                                  

2, What is your first memory?
Oh yes this will always stay in my mind. When I was a baby and still in diapers, my family stopped at McDonalds for some burgers and fun. Well there was something called a shamrock shake back in the day. It was a green emulsion of ice cream and something really green. I had one and my sister didn't like hers and gave it to me. Well after a hard day at Kmart and my mom dragging me around this green monster had to be released. In one of those old school shopping carts full of the days shopping I began to rid myself of this SHAMROCK HELL. I filled a diaper the shopping cart, my mom's purse, and no one would help me or even come close. I was standing in it crying my eyes out with everyone in the store at my attention. There was green ooze everywhere, what a disaster. This might go under the regret question also.

3, What is the stupidest thing you will ever admit to doing?
Boy these are starting to run together. Never jump out of a moving vehicle thinking you can run and keep up, your legs won't do it. I did it and believe me, head over asshole for a 1/4 mile, but I guess it looked funny. Nothing worse than running as fast as you can and your feet touching the ground every 10 feet.

4, What is your favorite guilty pleasure?
I like my toes sucked, sometimes I suck them myself....hahaha

5, What would your porn star name be?
Vlad The Impaler.

6, What is the hardest drug you have ever done?
Well this is a trick question. It's where, when and who you do it with. That being the case, at the San Francisco zoo I once enjoying a mushroom high. We stopped to see the monkeys and all of a sudden, as if a signal was turned on, all of the monkeys started throwing shit at us. Bad trip all around, but the snow cones were great!

7, Are there any nude pictures of you in this world?
Hell yes. I would just like to know how they got on a web site. Must be a mad ex-girlfriend that did that. Pay backs are hell!

8, Do you prefer lights on or off during sex?
Hell, at my age, lights are the last thing I'm gonna worry about!

9, What is the wildest thing that you have ever done?
I got busted once for having sex in an elevator. The mile high club is next, any takers?

10, What do you wear in bed?
Nothing, but sometimes funny hats. Sometimes I wake up with something on I know I didn't go to bed with on!

11, How many items of jewelry do you wear on a daily bases?
Cock rings are fun, but not every day. Lately, not every month.

12, Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Oh yes. I don't jump out of a moving boat either!

13, When you close your eyes and relax, where do you go?
Most of the time, the toilet. Concentration, it works for me!

14, You can tell a lot about a person by the tittles of books on their bookshelves. What books do you have on your shelves?
There's a mixture of L. Ron Hubbard, porn, and cookbooks. Where is this going?

15, What music has changed your life? Or what do you listen to.
It all started when I was a child staying at grannies house and having to watch the dreaded Sunday night, Lawrence Welk show. That warped me. It caused permanent psychosis. It's all metal now, but I still have Bobby and Suzy flashbacks!

16, If you could be in any profession, other than the one that you are in, what would it be?
Hands down on this one. Owner of Playboy, Hugh Hefner

17, Tell me something about yourself that most do not know?
My real name is not Honis Luther!

18, How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I was 14, and it was the baby-sitter. For years my parents couldn't understand why even at 18 years old I demanded a baby-sitter!

19, What have you not done that you must do before you die?
Spend a night in the play mansion!

20, The ancient Greeks believed that it was not what you accomplished in life, it was how you lived your live. When you die how would you like to be remembered?
I think it would be cool to have a food or drink named after you, no mater how bad or horrid it may be!